9 Real-Life Online Dating Horror Stories That Will Make You Quit OkCupid Forever. The guy who *really* likes spreadsheets. "I went on a four-hour (FOUR-HOUR) Tinder date with a · Tap to play GIF. Fox. 3. Submitted by Danica Maxwell (Facebook) I had an online dating app for exactly one day because the first person to message me sent me a long, · Here are 21 of the worst: 1. "In the cool night air, with only my date's car shielding me from the freeway, I had to relieve myself to end my gastrointestinal torture." "I got sick from ... read more
We not only continued to date, we married and just celebrated 17 years in April. He still calls me Freeway! Took me a minute to realize he was saying that he grew pot, and consumed massive quantities of it every day. And it was apparently his whole life. Then he 'forgot' his wallet when the check came.
Yeah, that was enough. The cows were crapping over the side of the truck onto my parents' suburban sidewalk. I married him. He put chopsticks in his mouth and pretended to be a mammoth. We went out for dinner and drinks which he made me pay for myself which is whatever I can handle myself , but when we got back to the bar we had met at for drinks before dinner for him to return me to my car he leaned in for a kiss and I gave him a quick peck and he said 'that's all I get!?
Yup buddy that's all you get. We met up and for the next hour, he read me the texts to him from the soon-to-be ex. He ordered drinks and appetizers etc. I don't drink, at all. At the end of dinner he said we'll split the check down the middle. Then he asked me if 'Autumn wanted to go back to Eric's place now' to which I replied, 'I'll have to ask her and get back to you. The drinks came and one of them spilled on the table, he stopped the waitress from wiping it up and proceeded to slurp it off of the table and said 'these drinks ain't cheap' as though he was paying.
Then he spent the rest of the night on his phone. He told me to come to his house for a 'big surprise' I get over there and there's about 50 people I've never seen before on his lawn. One guy was standing in the middle giving a casual presentation It was a pyramid scheme.
The guy had invited me over for a pyramid scheme. Finally I asked what he was looking at. He said, confidently I might add, 'look at the tits on that one! Suffice it to say, I left pretty quickly after that. I was dumbfounded. He went on to say he liked to wear them. I came down with a headache real quick and left my coffee sitting running to the nearest exit.
I can't do this. We ordered our drinks and he immediately paid, chugged his beer, looked me up and down and said 'yeah I can't do this,' and left me there. Just four. We watched a movie, he tried to get handsy and got visibly aroused although I didn't reciprocate.
He walked me to my car and as I was leaving slapped me right in between my legs and said 'now you'll never forget me. Well, SELF asked to hear your dating app horror stories, and you guys answered. Below are some upsetting, embarrassing, and generally terrible online dating tales SELF readers experienced IRL.
So the next time you go on a seriously awful date you'll know that you're not alone. We're right here with you. Every day he charted his height, weight, what he ate that day, what he weighed, what he read, watched, who he talked to, etc. When I found him on Facebook later that night—after we hooked up—I realized he was cheating on his girlfriend with me. Not OK! One of my matches, let's call him Alex, seemed nice and helpful—but I never actually met up with him in person.
A year later, I get a call from Alex, asking if he can travel cross-country to visit me, stay in my house, and meet my parents. Um, no? Which one is it? I was mortified, so I blocked them—it was the first thing I could think to do. I was a few beers and a couple hours in when I decided to call it a night. The guy judged me for yawning and put two more beers in front of me—then he guilt-tripped me for 'making him come out of his way to meet for such a short date.
That was his opening line. I'm sorry, but implying I'm a prostitute is going to get you nowhere. I thought that was super weird and didn't want to, but he kept asking so I finally told him. On one hand wealth attracts women a lot. BUT, on the other hand it can make them feel like prostitutes which is a HUGE no-no… For example:. At least not among women. Ignore and move on, thank you…. Basically, keep stray of this topic too unless she brings it up.
Often times men will think they are witty for saying something like that. So, obviously, it will be weird and unattractive when you do it even online.
I threatened to involve the police, to which he started to apologize and then I blocked him, obviously. Blackmail is actually a criminal offense, no kidding. Go see for yourself. That is until she asked me to pay her to go on the date. In fact, I would have never thought that something like this could happen… but there it is. Everything went smooth as silk and we even ended up sleeping together.
In the middle of sex, he told me he had a girlfriend… Instant turn-off. I got up and kicked him out. Using me to cheat is NOT COOL. We matched. We chatted up. We went on a date… And then it all went downhill. Keep the past in the past. Women… Do you remember the weird Apocalypse opener on number 2?
Which one is it? I was shocked and embarrassed, so I blocked them—it was the first thing I could think of doing. And since I told you this secret, for the girls: use the same thing with your girlfriends. This sounds like an awesome title, yeah?
How can this be a part of an Online Dating Horror Stories article??? Read on…. They were all staring nervously at us. I confronted him about it to which he told me that they all decided to make bets on how the date would go.
This one is simply too good. Betting on how your date will go, really funny. I decided to throw a light-hearted and funny one in here just to lighten the mood after all these serious and thought-provoking Online Dating Horror Stories.
Read on:. It all went great and we planned a date at a nice Italian restaurant. Conversation was going smoothly until I told her that I grew up in a city which had rougher reputation. Her eye immediately livened up and she started asking if I used to be in a gang, if I fought a lot, and similar things.
She did that for a solid 10 minutes and ignored me when I tried to stop her. Right there… In the middle of the restaurant… In front of everyone….
Proof that OkCupid isn't always OK. I went for a drink with a guy I had been chatting with online. He seemed pretty normal good job, intelligent, funny. His first question on sitting down with our drinks was whether I was up for anal. I bypassed and watched him drink his body weight in shots before he started crying about his ex-girlfriend and then threw up down my shoulder when I was trying to walk him home.
This was around 18 months ago, and he still messages me from time to time with a "hey," or my favourite, "I miss you. Met a guy who seemed to be decent. We went to see a movie, and he kept talking about my feet — how "beautiful and sexy" he thought they were. I was like, "Thanks? I said, "Definitely not. I accidentally kicked him in the face. I was so shocked! I excused myself to go to the restroom and just walked straight out the door and left him in the theater.
I had an online dating app for exactly one day because the first person to message me sent me a long, detailed, emotional message asking for permission to masturbate onto my socks. I met a guy on OkCupid, and we hit it off pretty well. After we hung out a few times, he came over to my place with a bottle of wine and a movie.
He wasn't supposed to stay the night, but he lived 45 minutes away, it had snowed earlier, and I lived in a very rural area with a lot of hills and curves. So he decided he was going to stay that night instead of driving home. This only irritated me because he didn't really ask, he just decided. But the best part of the night was right before I went to bed he was staying on the couch : He asked me if I should change my pad.
I looked at him quizzically, and he said, "You need to change your pad before you go to bed — you could get TSS [toxic shock syndrome]. His argument was that he was an EMT and has a sister, so he "knows all about these things. Needless to say, he went home the next morning, and I've neither talked to or seen him since.
I once received a message from a man asking if I would give him a rim job , because I looked like the type of girl who does that.
I went out with a guy from MeetMe. Things were going really well, and he eventually almost moved in with me and my family.
Then I caught him looking down my year-old daughter's shirt. I broke up with him and didn't blink twice. Recently found out he is awaiting a hearing for a sexual attack on a child under I dodged a bullet and will never trust dating online again. I met a guy on Plenty of Fish.
We began messaging, and he seemed like a nice person, so we exchanged numbers. After a few days of talking on WhatsApp, our conversation fizzled out, and we stopped talking. A couple of weeks later, totally out of the blue, he sent me a picture of a random woman's boobs.
Confused by this, I just sent back a question mark, and he then said, "Send more. He then said, "Send me more or I'll send that picture of the boobs to everyone you know! He then started reeling off names of people I'm friends with on Facebook, even though I hadn't told him my last name and we weren't Facebook friends!
I was incredibly freaked out and threatened to call the police, which scared him off. I blocked his number and set all my Facebook settings to private, and I've not been on POF or anything similar since. This guy sent me this message on Tinder: "pizza and anal? I was once talking to this guy online and after a few hours of nice, PG conversation, he did a complete He asked where I worked because I looked familiar He said I looked like a girl from an amateur porn video.
I knew that was not possible. He then asked if he could jerk off while we continued our normal conversation. After he tricked me into continuing the conversion for a few more minutes, I told him good-bye. Then he barraged me with dozens of lengthy messages asking to help him orgasm by telling him what he was doing was normal.
Apparently he had issues with disapproval and couldn't finish without me telling him the simple letters "OK. I had been chatting with a guy on Yahoo Singles for a while, and we got along fairly well. When he asked me out to dinner I figured, sure, why not? It was singularly the most awkward and uncomfortable evening I have ever spent on a date.
We spent our time attempting to make disjointed conversation At the end of the evening we just simply said good night, and I figured that was the end of it.
Approximately six months later, I received a message from his Yahoo account that roughly said the following: "Hi! This is X's brother. This is going to sound really odd, but X is in prison for a few months a big misunderstanding! and I know he'd really like to hear from you.
His address is through the ABC Correctional facility. Please write him! No joke. Apparently he was a foreigner and wanted to become an American citizen. He couldn't comprehend why I declined. He said, "Other people would do it for half the money! Met a guy online, and we hit it off on our first date. A couple weeks later we had gone on four dates, and he knew where I lived. That's when it started getting weird. He wouldn't return my phone calls, so after a week I stopped trying.
Not long after, I glanced out the window of my house and saw him parked a couple houses down with another person in the car. I waited to see what he would do, and he drove off an hour later. A couple days later, he was back, except parked in a different location. I started to get freaked out. There was also a second person in the car that time. They left two hours later.
The third time I saw his car outside, I was poised to call the cops. I didn't get a chance because there was a knock on the door. I opened it to a very pregnant girl on my front steps. She began to rant: How could I date a guy with a girlfriend, did I not have any morals, who did I think I was trying to steal her man, etc.
I let her go on for a while before I interrupted her, told her I had no idea, and I asked why she was mad at me since I wasn't the one cheating on her. I found out that she forced him to drive to my house and sit outside nine different times. She wanted to see what I looked like and have him confront me and break it off , but he wouldn't go up to my door. I wish them all the best.
My first experience with dating after my divorce, I met a guy who ended up being a sexual predator who "forgot" to put himself on the sex offender registry. He tried to get me to send him naked pics of my daughter, under the guise of being a nudist. I would be kicking myself if I didn't ask, so I was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals.
Of course this "engagement" may start off as purely platonic, but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include, but are not limited to, passionate make out sessions under the starlit sky, dry humping, fondling each other's naughty parts, and an abundance of new, uncharted sexual positions where I assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions.
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